Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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