All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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