ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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