Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I have post one night stand depression
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