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Im on beer infinity
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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