Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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