So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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