we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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