if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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