Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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