so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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