I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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