Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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