I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I understand Curling. That high.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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