Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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