Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I have aggressive nipples.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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