Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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