Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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