My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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