your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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