sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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