i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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