I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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