Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
