they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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