I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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