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Wat do u mean how?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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