You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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