Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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