we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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