Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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