i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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