so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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