If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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