Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
