and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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