dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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