: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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