yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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