great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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