I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I will be naked everywhere
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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