Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
no you cant smoke seaweed
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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