I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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