What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize