Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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