The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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