doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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