i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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