I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize