So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
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girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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