I didn't shave. On purpose
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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