Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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