i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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