You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
3pm strippers are depressing
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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