I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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