Welp...herpes.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
then he tried to convert me to islam
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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