Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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