The brown eye won't let me do that either.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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